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容易讓人想歪的搞笑文章

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1.RUGUOMEIYOUFENG,YUNBUHUIDONG;RUGUOMEIYOUSHUI,YUBUNENGYOU;RUGUOMEIYOUTAIYANG,YUELIANGJIUBUHUIYOUGUANG;RUGUOMEIYOUNI……BENRENYEJIUBUCUNZAILE。

红牛四肖三期内必出2.SHENYE,DUZIMANBUZAIQILENGDEJIESHANG,LUOMODEXIN,WUSUOYIGUI,XINZHONGZONGSHIXIANGZHUNI,NIANZHUNI,PANZHUNI,HAOXIANGDASHENGDUINISHUO……QINGWOCHIFANHAOMA。

红牛四肖三期内必出3.WOZUOWANMENGDAONILE:WOMENMANBUZAIXIAOHEBIAN,XIANGHUYIWEIZHU。NITAITOUNINGSHIZHUWODEYANJING,SHENQINGDITUCHUSANGEZI……WANGWANGWANG。

红牛四肖三期内必出4.A!NIDEPIFURUCIFUYOUGUANGZE,NISANFADEXIANGWEIRUCINANYIKANGJU,RANGWOHENHENYAONIYIKOUBA,WOQINAIDE……HONGSHAOROU。

5.XIACIYUJIANNI,WOYIDINGBANILADAOWOSHI,SUOSHANGMEN,XUNSUBANITUIDAOZAICHUANGSHANG,YONGBEIZIMENGZHUTOU,SHENCHUWODEDASHOU……NIKANWODESHOUJISHILANPINGDE。

6.NISHANLIANGXIANGMAOER,NIZHONGSHIXIANGGOUER,NIKEAIXIANGNIAOER,NISHITUXIANGMAER,NICHUSEXIANGDIEER,NIQINLAOXIANGFENGER,NISHENMEDOUXIANGXIANG,YENANGUAIDAJIADOUJIAONI……QINSHOU。

红牛四肖三期内必出7.MEIYOUNIDERIZI,SHENGHUOBIANDENANSHOU,WOHENNEIGEKEEDEDISANZHEJIANGNIQIANGZOU,NIHETASHIFOUYOULEXINGANQING?HAOXIANGNIHUIDAOWOSHENBIAN……QIANBAO。

8.KANZHUNINEILIUXIANDEQUTI,WOYUHUOFENSHEN,BOKAININEISHANGWEIKAIQIDEFENGGAI,CHARUWOZIBEIDEXIAOGUN,XIQUNIJINGYINGDEYETI,SHUANG!XUEBI。

9.JINTIANYOURENKANJIANNILE,NIHUANSHINEIYANGMIREN,CHUANZHUGEZIBEIXIN,MANYOUYOUDIZOUZHU,YIFUCHAORANZIZAIDEYANGZI,SHIZAISHIKEAIJILE,ZHENBUZHINIDANGNIANSHIZENMESAIGUOTUZIDE?

10.ZUOTIANWOMENGJIANNILE,ZHENDE,TIANKONGSHINEIMEMINGJING,YANGGUANGSHINEIMEMINGMEI,DAHAISHINEIMEYIWANGWUYIN,NIZHANZAIYULANDEHAIBIANWONAXIAOGUNYITONGNI,HEI,ZHEXIAOWANGBA,KEHUANTINGYING。

11.BUYAOWENWOWEISHENMEKUQI,WODELEISHUIWEINIERLIU,WODEXINWEINIERSUI。WOHENNEIGENANREN,TAWEISHENMEYAOJIANGNICONGWOSHENBIANDUOQU……SIXIAOTOU。

12.NINQINGKAOZAIWOSHENSHANG,XIANXIXIAOSHOUFUMOWOYOUNENDEJIFU,WENROUXIAOZUISHUNXIWODETIYE,ZHIDAOMANYISHIFENPIAORANLIQU!AIGAISIDEWENZI!

13.LAMEIDADIANHUAJIAOCHUZUCHE。DUIFANG:XIAOJIE,QINGWENNIDAIHUIERCHUANSHENMEYIFU?LAMEI:HONGSECHAODUANQUN!DUIFANG:NEIDAONALIYA?LAMEI:DAODATUILA!

14.WODIYICISHIHENJINZHANG,TAYIZHIYAOWOWENROUDIFANGSONG,JIEZHUCHARUWOSHENTI,NEILIZAILIUXUE,WOTONGDEHANBUCHUHUALAI,ZHECAIMINGBAI……XIANXUESHIZHEYANGDE!

红牛四肖三期内必出15.YIRENQICHESABAQIANXING,ZAICHALUYUJIAOJING。JIAOJINGMANGDUITAHANDAO:SHOUZHANGHAO。CIRENGAOXINGDEHUIDAO:TONGZHIMENXINKULE!

红牛四肖三期内必出16.WOXIHUANZAINISHENSHANGPALAIPAQU,XIHUANFUMONIDEMEICUNJIFU,XIHUANTANGZAINIDEHUAIBAO,WOYIKEYELIBUKAINI,WOAINI–SHAFA。

红牛四肖三期内必出17.NIZHIDAOMA?WOTIANTIANDOUZAIXIANGNI,YEYEDOUZAINIANNI。CHIFANSHIXIANGSHUIJUESHIXIANGGONGZUOSHIXIANG,HENXIANGDUINISHUO……KUAIDIANHUANQIAN。

红牛四肖三期内必出18.CENGDUOSHAOCINIHUANENDESHENQUJINTIEZHUWO,NEIWENROUTITIEDEAIFU,LINGWOXIANGSHOUYIZHENZHENDEKUAIGAN,DANWOZAIXIANGSHOUZHIHOU,NIQUERIJIANXIAOSHOU……KELIANDEXIANGZAO。

红牛四肖三期内必出19.NIYISHANERGUO,LINGWOREXUEFEITENG,XINCHAOPENGPAI,WANGZHUNIDEBEIYING,ZHENXIANGBANILIUZHU,WOGAOSUZIJI,BUNENGZAIRANGNILIKAI,JUEBU……ZHUAZEIA!

20.ZHEDUANRIZIYILAI,WOYIZHIXIANGDUINISHUOSANGEZI,DANYOUPASHUOLELIANPUTONGPENGYOUYEZUOBUCHENG,KEWOKONGZHIBUZHU,HUANSHIXIANGSHUO:JIEDIANQIAN!

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