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開動大腦的搞笑句子

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開動大腦的搞笑句子

開發智力大腦的搞笑句子,讓孩子每天都生活在快樂的童年里。1.兒子的小女友要轉園了,回老家的幼兒園,剛才她媽媽給我打電話告訴我了,說趁著他們小,感情還不成熟,加上又見不到了…就讓他們散了吧…散了吧…我湊。我該怎么和兒子說啊…這么小就失戀,會不會有陰影啊……

2.SUSHEDEYIPENGYOUZHENGZAILIAOQQ,KANJIANTADIESHANGXIAN,TASISUOBANTIANFALEGEKEAIDEBIAOQINGGUOQU,BUDAO3MIAOTADIEHUILE2GEZI,SHAB

3.ZHOUMO,NVYOUSUIJIARENCHUQUSAOMU。SHENSINIAN,DIANHUAZHI。WEN:ZAIGANMANI?DAYUE:ZAIHUIKUAN

4.NIMEI”SHIGEHAOGUNIANG,TI“NIMA”FENDANLEHAODUOYOUSHANG。YIDIANDIANYULUWANG 5.“WEISHENMEWODEYANLICHANGHANZHULEISHUI”ZHEJUSHIBUKENENGSHIAIQINGXIEDE,YIDINGSHIYOURENDAIBIDE,“YINWEIAIQING,BUHUIQINGYIBEISHANG,SUOYIYIQIEDOUSHIXINGFUDEMOYANG”。

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红牛四肖三期内必出7.PAILEJINWUGEXIAOSHIDEDUI,ZHONGYUKUAIDAORUKOULE,RENBUZHUWENQIANMIANDEREN:ZHESHINAGEGUOJIADEGUAN?QIANMIANCHUANLAIYIZHUANGZHONGSHENGYIN:GONGGONGCESUO。

8.KANDAOYITIAOSHISHANGZUIQINGTIANPILIDEFENSHOULIYOU:YINWEINISHIQQHUIYUAN,WOJUEDEWOPEIBUSHANGNI。 9.SHEYOUWANGGOULEYIJIANWAITAO, SHUOSHIYIDALIDAIGOU…YIFUHUILAI,WOCHOULEYANBIAOQIAN… made in yidali WOZHENJINGLE……… 10.LIBAICHENGZHOUJIANGYUXING,HUWENANSHANGTAGESHENG。DONGCIDACIQIEKENAO,YOUYOUZUIXUANMINZUFENG。

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红牛四肖三期内必出12.SHITANGCAISHIWOGUODIJIUDACAIXI、GUANGFANFENBUYUQUANGUOGEDI、ZHUYAOPENGRENFANGFAYOUXIATEMECHAO、 LUANTEMEDUN……ZHUYAOTESEYIBUFANGROU、BUFANGYOUERWENMINGQUANGUO。 13.YOUYIGENIANQINGREN,SUIRANYINXIEZUOCHENGMING,DANJIANCHIYIKAICHEZUOWEIZIJIDESHIYE;TANIANSHAOCHENGMING,SHIHENDUOSHAONANSHAONVDEOUXIANG,SHENZHICHENGNIANRENYEPEIFUJINGYANGTA;TAPAIGUOBUSHAOXIEZHEN,AIZHUIQIUSHISHANG,YEXIHUANMOTUOCHE。DANMUQIANTAZHENGJINGLIZHUQIANSUOWEIYOUDEZHIYI,TA,JIUSHILEIFENG。

红牛四肖三期内必出14.YISHENCAISHANGHAODEGUNIANGSHANGGONGJIAOCHEGANGZUOXIA,YIDADUPOJIUZHANYUTASHENBIAN,SIJIJIAO,ZHEGUNIANG,GEIYUNFURANGGEWEIZIBA。GUNIANGYOUYULEYIXIA,MEIYOUQISHEN。SIJIZHONGYUholdBUZHULE,NUDAO,XIANZAINVHAIZICHANGDEPIAOLIANGPIAOLIANGDE,ZENMEZHEMEMEIYOUGONGDEXINA?GUNIANGZHONGYUYEholdBUZHULE,LEIBENDAO,WOYEHUAIYUNSIGEYUELE。DADUPOYEholdBUZHULE,NUHOU,WOBUSHIYUNFU!

15.ZUOXIONGTOU,WOYITONGXUEGANGYISHANGxGUANGJI,YISHENGJIUDAHUXIAOJIAODEZHAOHUANQITAJIWEIYISHENG:“KUAILAI,KUAILAI,WOGANLEERSHINIANLE,JINTIANZONGSUANPENGSHANGYIGE!KUAIKAN,XINZANGSHIBUSHICHANGYOUBIANLE!” ZHONGDAFU:“HUANZHENSHIAI” ZHESHIWOTONGSHICONGXGUANGJIHOUNIUGUOTOULAIRUORUODIWEN:“BUNENGBA,ZAMEIRENGENWOSHUOGUONIE?” “KAO,SHUIRANGNIBEIDUIZHUWODE,GEIWOZHUANGUOLAI!”YUNDAOYIPIAN!

16、CHUZHONGSHIHOUYESHICETINGLI!WOMENBANDENEIJIAHUOSHANGQU; NVYISHENGSHUODENGXIAWOSHUOSHENMENITINGDAOJIUZHONGFUBIAN。YOUGEILETALIANGGEERSAI(CETINGLISHIYONGDE) RANHOUJIAONEIJIAHUOZHANDAOJIMIKAIWAIDEDIFANG。YISHENGSHUO:“BAERSAIDAISHANG” NEIJIAHUOJIUZHAOZHUSHUO:“BAERSAIDAISHANG” YISHENGJILEJIUJIAODAO:“WOSHUOBAERSAIDAISHANGNITINGDAOLEMA” NEIJIAHUOJIXUHOU:“WOSHUOBAERSAIDAISHANGNITINGDAOLEMA” WOMENPAIDUIDESUOYOURENBAOXIAOJIFENZHONG!

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